Every time I fly, they x-ray my shoes.
Let me ask you a question.
What woman is going to blow up her shoes?
~Elayne Boosler
Elayne writes about Andy Kaufman
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Other Articles By Elayne
George
George
LA Times
Non Sequitur
For the Huffington Post
Gay Marriage, Chickens, and How to Win
We Must Pass the Constitutional Amendment to Ban Gay Marriage
You Must Be Kidding: the Email Reply I Sent to Harry Reid
Rupert Murdoch's
Wall Street Journal
Alberto Gonzales IS Sid Caesar!
When (And How) The Shooting Stops
We Are Getting Tired of Prying Your Guns out of Your Cold Dead Hand
Just A Soldier
In Praise Of Nappy Hair
Yelling At The TV - 4
Yelling At The TV - 3
Yelling At The TV - 2
Yelling At The TV
Worshipping Food
Non - Binding Convolutions
Remembering Comedian Richard Jeni
Dying Like a Dog
First Lady
Oscars For Everybody! If All Professions Gave Themselves Awards...
Jet Blue for President
Yes. Hillary.
Take Your Hand Off the Bible
It's Fashion Week - Kill Something!
But What If Your Wife Gets an Abortion in a Bank?
"Is America Ready For a Woman President?" Go To Hell
Ari's Wildest Dream
Comedy Review - Liz Cheney
The Bush Berlitz II
My Dinner With Clinton
Condi, Botox, and World Peace
Fireproof Gloves
Strippers, Al Gore, and Other Things That Don't Belong in School
The Bush Berlitz
Welcome Back, My Next Guest is the Supreme Court
Execution Etiquette
Pat Robertson Predicts Deadly Attack on U.S. as Dionne Warwick Sues Over "Intellectual Property"
Fur Is Back
A Cunt at Appomattox
Now That the Smoke Has Cleared