Today a plane was hijacked by its co-pilot. Talk about people unclear on the concept..
If they’d banned performance enhancing drugs in the music industry, no one would have written MacArthur Park.
“Slope Style” skiing was added to the Olympics in the 90′s. All those guys and women skiing backwards, flying off bannisters and slides, twirling, spinning, flipping and landing upside down? Those were the kids of everyone who dropped acid in the seventies.
Huffington Post headline Feb. 3, 2014: “Pubic Hair Debate”. Will it be televised?
It continues: “The Great Pubic Debate: ‘If You Don’t Like My Hair, Stay Away From My Vagina’ (VIDEO)”. And this is why we can never, ever, get rid of radio.
Today the Huffington Post claimed heroin use in America is up 79%. There’s a survey you can rely on.
“You can’t just be against everything. You have to be FOR something.” – Barack Obama, State of the Union 2014.
(The Republicans’ Love Song to Barack Obama)
…he’d be solving crimes alone because Dr. Watson probably wouldn’t be in his PPO network.
..he’d be on ritalin and no crimes would ever be solved.
U.S. Ambassador to Japan Caroline Kennedy spoke out today against the Japanese Whale Hunt (exposed in the movie “The Cove”). Thank you Caroline, from every animal lover and concerned human being on the planet. Thank you for not just going along to get along, and for bringing meaning to your post, and speaking out against slaughter.
There goes the figure skating.
How do they not get along with Jews? They’re exactly like my Aunt Sophie and my Aunt Rona.
I went to three Macy’s sales today. 9:am. 1:15 – 1:25pm, and 6:07 – 7:15pm. They’re getting ridiculous. I bought a shirt at 9, it got reduced by 15% by three, I had to go back for a credit, the next day it was 50% off the original price before the 15% reduction. I went back again, returned it, bought it at the new price, saved $28, then spent $55 on a pair of pants, which went on sale the next day for half off. I go every day now. I live there actually.
He could be defrocked for performing his son’s marriage. That’s harsh! Too bad he didn’t just molest his son. Then he’d only be transferred to another church.
I’m old enough to remember red pistachios.
Dumb Headline of the Day:
“Is The World Ready For An Openly Gay NASCAR Driver?”
No. It will destroy the sanctity of NASCAR.
Reminds me of the great Ed Bluestone’s joke: “My lawyer is great. I got busted for sodomy. He got it reduced to following too closely.”
“Pope Benedict Defrocked Nearly 400 Priests For Sex Abuse.” Oh great. Take off their clothes…
The only bad thing about watching Downton Abbey is that after it’s over, you have to turn around and see your own living room again.
I love rocking out to those PBS ’60s and ’70s music specials, until they cut to the audience. NOOOO!!!!!! Agghh!!!!! #isthatme?
I’ll be appearing at (will a booker please fill this in dammit!!)
See April 20.