U.S. Ambassador to Japan Caroline Kennedy spoke out today against the Japanese Whale Hunt (exposed in the movie “The Cove”). Thank you Caroline, from every animal lover and concerned human being on the planet. Thank you for not just going along to get along, and for bringing meaning to your post, and speaking out against slaughter.
There goes the figure skating.
How do they not get along with Jews? They’re exactly like my Aunt Sophie and my Aunt Rona.
I went to three Macy’s sales today. 9:am. 1:15 – 1:25pm, and 6:07 – 7:15pm. They’re getting ridiculous. I bought a shirt at 9, it got reduced by 15% by three, I had to go back for a credit, the next day it was 50% off the original price before the 15% reduction. I went back again, returned it, bought it at the new price, saved $28, then spent $55 on a pair of pants, which went on sale the next day for half off. I go every day now. I live there actually.
He could be defrocked for performing his son’s marriage. That’s harsh! Too bad he didn’t just molest his son. Then he’d only be transferred to another church.
I’m old enough to remember red pistachios.
Dumb Headline of the Day:
“Is The World Ready For An Openly Gay NASCAR Driver?”
No. It will destroy the sanctity of NASCAR.
Reminds me of the great Ed Bluestone’s joke: “My lawyer is great. I got busted for sodomy. He got it reduced to following too closely.”
“Pope Benedict Defrocked Nearly 400 Priests For Sex Abuse.” Oh great. Take off their clothes…
The only bad thing about watching Downton Abbey is that after it’s over, you have to turn around and see your own living room again.
I love rocking out to those PBS ’60s and ’70s music specials, until they cut to the audience. NOOOO!!!!!! Agghh!!!!! #isthatme?
I’ll be appearing at (will a booker please fill this in dammit!!)
See April 20.
Chanukah. Channukah? Hannukah? Jannukah?
Leave the turkeys alone.
Every pillow top mattress at Macy’s comes with a free bed frame and delivery.
I’ll be setting my clocks ahead. Back? Back. Back?
Finally, I’m wearing the right amount of make-up.
Let’s not even go there (and he didn’t, actually.)
All sheet sets at Macy’s 20% off.
Invite the NSA to your barbecue.
See May 11.
Mattress sale at Macy’s.