They Handed Me An Empty Bag

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A new sweets shop is opening on Amsterdam Avenue (101st street). It covers all of the new buttons: “Gluten Free, Wheat Free, Soy Free, Refined Sugar Free, Low Fat, Mostly Organic, Made Fresh to Order, Vegan Available.” I handed them a twenty, they handed me three sesame seeds and blew some quinoa in my face..

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  1. I am jaded… Elayne Boozler does no wrong… (he spoke softly as he genuflected, leaving the room in silence)

  2. Had a friend years ago that gained weight drinking Slim Fast. She didn't realize you couldn't drink a case a day:)

  3. " I handed them a twenty, they handed me three sesame seeds and blew some quinoa in my face.". Omg, I can't stop laughing. xoxo