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Clocksucker Tee

We all know facebook is a clocksucker and twitter is a clocktease. Get your hands on our new shirts today!

50/50 cotton poly blend. Printed using discharge ink. Eco friendly. Soft, shmuggly quality made in the USA. Small letters on bottom: "elayneboosler.com". You can tuck me in your pants!

Men’s and Women’s sizes available.

$20.00

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Too Big To Fail Tee

Whether you're five pounds away from being ''Too Big to Fail"" (like me, sigh),  just proud of your anatomy (ahem), or want to send a message to Wall Street, this is your shirt. Small letters on bottom: "elayneboosler.com". Don't tuck me in bro!

Men’s and Women’s sizes available.

$20.00

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