I’ll be appearing at (will a booker please fill this in dammit!!)
See April 20.
Chanukah. Channukah? Hannukah? Jannukah?
Leave the turkeys alone.
Every pillow top mattress at Macy’s comes with a free bed frame and delivery.
I’ll be setting my clocks ahead. Back? Back. Back?
Finally, I’m wearing the right amount of make-up.
The Club Treasure Island
400 Treasure Island Causeway
Treasure Island, FL 33706
Show time: 9:00PM
McCurdy’s Comedy Theatre
3333 North Tamiami Trail
Sarasota, Florida 34234
Phone: (941) 925-3869
Let’s not even go there (and he didn’t, actually.)
All sheet sets at Macy’s 20% off.
Invite the NSA to your barbecue.
See May 11.
Mattress sale at Macy’s.
I always wear black.
Translation: Cinco de Mayo. Or, May 5, 2014.
24 West Temple Ave
Show time: 8:00PM
Annapolis, MD 21401
Phone: (410) 268-4545
Doors: 7:00PM | Show: 8:00PM
Take the Earth to lunch.
Don’t look at me.
April 18, 2014
158 W. 72nd St., New York, NY 10023
The legendary comic performs, with all proceeds from merchandise sold going towards local rescue organizations.
Read the listing in New York Magazine. Check out the “New York Dating” feature and find someone to go with.