I’ll be appearing at (will a booker please fill this in dammit!!)
See April 20.
Chanukah. Channukah? Hannukah? Jannukah?
Leave the turkeys alone.
Every pillow top mattress at Macy’s comes with a free bed frame and delivery.
I’ll be setting my clocks ahead. Back? Back. Back?
Finally, I’m wearing the right amount of make-up.
The Club Treasure Island
400 Treasure Island Causeway
Treasure Island, FL 33706
Show time: 9:00PM
McCurdy’s Comedy Theatre
3333 North Tamiami Trail
Sarasota, Florida 34234
Phone: (941) 925-3869
Let’s not even go there (and he didn’t, actually.)
All sheet sets at Macy’s 20% off.
Invite the NSA to your barbecue.
See May 11.
Mattress sale at Macy’s.
I always wear black.
Translation: Cinco de Mayo. Or, May 5, 2014.
24 West Temple Ave
Show time: 8:00PM