A new sweets shop is opening on Amsterdam Avenue (101st street). It covers all of the new buttons: “Gluten Free, Wheat Free, Soy Free, Refined Sugar Free, Low Fat, Mostly Organic, Made Fresh to Order, Vegan Available.” I handed them a twenty, they handed me three sesame seeds and blew some quinoa in my face..
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LOL
And I still gained weight!
I am jaded… Elayne Boozler does no wrong… (he spoke softly as he genuflected, leaving the room in silence)
Had a friend years ago that gained weight drinking Slim Fast. She didn't realize you couldn't drink a case a day:)
Thanks for the laugh Elayne! You're beautiful just the way you are! <3
so thaaaaat's what the problem was……note to self…..
as i have learned…any bag morphs into a saddle bag 3:)
" I handed them a twenty, they handed me three sesame seeds and blew some quinoa in my face.". Omg, I can't stop laughing. xoxo
My cousin used to make the Slim Fast shakes with ice cream. Seriously.
Elayne Boosler
maybe s
he thinks if she shakes she will slim fast 😉
It's a meal "replacement", you're not supposed to incorporate into your current diet.
I will be opening Erev Pesach in Islamberg, NY, Now known as "The Lambshead Soup Belt".