Elayne Boosler

Welcome to the official website of comedian, writer, and animal activist Elayne Boosler. Elayne started doing comedy in New York City in 1973, and has been on everything you have ever seen. So if you say to her, “Didn’t I see you on..??” Yes. Yes, you did.

Ain’t Gonna Play Sun City

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In Chapelle’s new special he says “I can go onstage in Saudi Arabia and say whatever I want”. Yeah? I can’t. Man, you played a country where half the population is repressed and marginalized. Short memory. I have one thing to say to you: I aint gonna play Sun City. Nelson Mandela approves this post. (Don’t @ me with women’s horror vs. African horror. Go to Saudi Arabia and enjoy the stadium beheadings of women.)

Kung Pao Comedy in San Fransisco Dec 24 – 26

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A San Fransisco tradition for thirty years. Comedy in a Chinese restaurant over Christmas. Six shows, four comics, and if you can’t make it in person you can buy tickets on youtube and watch it live.

Tickets at: CityBoxOffice.com/KungPao

Info at: www.KosherComedy.com

Met Gala 2025

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Met Gala 2025. Fun with fashion. Who wore what? Having a smile at the costumes, not the people. If you’re offended, just scroll on by.

Colman Domingo rushed over from filming his new movie that takes place in a church, where he plays a confessional booth.

Really. Is there nothing duct tape can’t do? Bra by Home Depot.

In 21 days I will be turned into a butterfly.

Duvet by Eddie Bauer down collection. Queen sheets by Wamsutta.

This is the only outfit I travel with. No matter where, no matter when, no matter what country, I am dressed for it.

I am going to murder my damn cat when I get home.

Emo Philips and some chickens.

Rihanna makes sure she never forgets to bring her stadium seat to the ballpark.

You’re gonna be late for the cardinals’ conclave.

Ya gotta take your pants off the hanger first.

Dang. I should have gone for a three piece suit.

Catholic school uniform in Monaco.

The New York Mets have announced that Diana Ross will now be on standby as their new tarp for rain delays.
Sometimes your vagina wants to see the show too.
I’m dreaming of a tuna sandwich.
Are we there yet?

Mandatory Reporting: Five Things I Did For My Job This Week by Pete Kegseth.

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1. Drank breakfast. Most important meal of my day.
2. Listerine lunch.
3. Texted “Cats That Look Like Hitler” to Karoline Claire Leavitt. Did not rape her. (Yay me!)
4. Tried to find Yemen on a map. We should rename it “Yeah man, America!”
5. Discussed military strike war plans against the Houthis (great Frat name!) in a group chat on an unsecured unclassified messaging chat/private server accidentally including a reporter, my barber, Fresh Direct, some guy named Frankie, Door Dash and Sushi Katsu Ya. No I didn’t. That reporter is a liar and a doody head.
6. (Extra Credit) But her emails!
7. (Extra extra credit) What’s the big deal? They’re so far away anyway.
8. (Extra special extra credit) I broke 90 at Bedminster despite bouncing off Ivana’s mound. You can’t fire me!