Elayne Boosler

Today the Huffington Post claimed heroin use in America is up 79%. There’s a survey you can rely on.

“You can’t just be against everything. You have to be FOR something.” – Barack Obama, State of the Union 2014.

(The Republicans’ Love Song to Barack Obama)

Ever since I bought this, my apparently 14 year old husband keeps coming into the kitchen asking, “Are you ready for your mega cock now?”

By the way, the best word on this label is “Ubiquinol”. Gee, it must be in everything.

…he’d be solving crimes alone because Dr. Watson probably wouldn’t be in his PPO network.

..he’d be on ritalin and no crimes would ever be solved.

Beijing, Dec 2013.

And make sure you don’t get separated.

Just our luck, visiting China during the romping crackdown.

U.S. Ambassador to Japan Caroline Kennedy spoke out today against the Japanese Whale Hunt (exposed in the movie “The Cove”). Thank you Caroline, from every animal lover and concerned human being on the planet. Thank you for not just going along to get along, and for bringing meaning to your post, and speaking out against slaughter.

There goes the figure skating.

How do they not get along with Jews? They’re exactly like my Aunt Sophie and my Aunt Rona.