“Pope Benedict Defrocked Nearly 400 Priests For Sex Abuse.” Oh great. Take off their clothes…
Elayne Boosler
Helen Keller Sunglasses
In Beijing, December, 2013. Right next to the Stephen Hawking running shoes store.
Downton Abbey
The only bad thing about watching Downton Abbey is that after it’s over, you have to turn around and see your own living room again.
PBS Music Specials
I love rocking out to those PBS ’60s and ’70s music specials, until they cut to the audience. NOOOO!!!!!! Agghh!!!!! #isthatme?
September 1, 2014 — Labor Day
All sheet sets at Macy’s 20% off.
June 15, 2014 — Father’s Day
See May 11.
May 26, 2014 — Memorial Day
Mattress sale at Macy’s.
May 11, 2014 — Mother’s Day
I always wear black.
May 5, 2014 — May 5, 2014
Translation: Cinco de Mayo. Or, May 5, 2014.