Don’t look at me.
Elayne Boosler
April 1, 2014 — April Fool’s Day
Canceled. Fooling!
March 17, 2014 — St. Patrick’s Day.
I’ll be stuck in NYC traffic.
Costco in NYC
They have Costco in NY now. Why? NY apartments are tiny. I went to Costco there and bought the toilet paper. It’s my couch.
Comsumption Trap
From our Dec 2013 trip to China, land of mysterious signage. China IS the “consumption trap”, but I don’t know what the “comsumption trap” is.
December 31, 2014 — New Year’s Eve
I’ll be appearing at (will a booker please fill this in dammit!!)
December 25, 2014 — Christmas
See April 20.
December 16 – 24, 2014 — Chanukah
Chanukah. Channukah? Hannukah? Jannukah?
November 27, 2014 — Thanksgiving
Leave the turkeys alone.
