Elayne Boosler, Author at Elayne Boosler

May 5, 2014 — May 5, 2014

May 7, 2014January 11, 2014 by Elayne Boosler

Translation: Cinco de Mayo. Or, May 5, 2014.

April 22, 2014January 11, 2014 by Elayne Boosler

Take the Earth to lunch.

April 22, 2014January 11, 2014 by Elayne Boosler

Don’t look at me.

April 4, 2014January 11, 2014 by Elayne Boosler

Canceled. Fooling!

April 19, 2014January 11, 2014 by Elayne Boosler

March 18, 2014January 11, 2014 by Elayne Boosler

I’ll be stuck in NYC traffic.

January 20, 2014January 10, 2014 by Elayne Boosler

They have Costco in NY now. Why? NY apartments are tiny. I went to Costco there and bought the toilet paper. It’s my couch.

January 20, 2014January 1, 2014 by Elayne Boosler

From our Dec 2013 trip to China, land of mysterious signage. China IS the “consumption trap”, but I don’t know what the “comsumption trap” is.

January 5, 2015December 31, 2013 by Elayne Boosler

I’ll be appearing at (will a booker please fill this in dammit!!)

December 26, 2014December 25, 2013 by Elayne Boosler

See April 20.