Elayne Boosler, Author at Elayne Boosler

Costco in NYC

January 20, 2014January 10, 2014 by Elayne Boosler

They have Costco in NY now. Why? NY apartments are tiny. I went to Costco there and bought the toilet paper. It’s my couch.

January 20, 2014January 1, 2014 by Elayne Boosler

From our Dec 2013 trip to China, land of mysterious signage. China IS the “consumption trap”, but I don’t know what the “comsumption trap” is.

January 5, 2015December 31, 2013 by Elayne Boosler

I’ll be appearing at (will a booker please fill this in dammit!!)

December 26, 2014December 25, 2013 by Elayne Boosler

See April 20.

December 26, 2014December 16, 2013 by Elayne Boosler

Chanukah. Channukah? Hannukah? Jannukah?

December 17, 2014November 27, 2013 by Elayne Boosler

Leave the turkeys alone.

November 19, 2014November 11, 2013 by Elayne Boosler

Every pillow top mattress at Macy’s comes with a free bed frame and delivery.

November 5, 2014November 4, 2013 by Elayne Boosler

LOL!

November 5, 2014November 2, 2013 by Elayne Boosler

I’ll be setting my clocks ahead. Back? Back. Back?

November 5, 2014October 31, 2013 by Elayne Boosler

Finally, I’m wearing the right amount of make-up.