See April 20.
Elayne Boosler
December 16 – 24, 2014 — Chanukah
Chanukah. Channukah? Hannukah? Jannukah?
November 27, 2014 — Thanksgiving
Leave the turkeys alone.
November 11, 2014 — Veteran’s Day
Every pillow top mattress at Macy’s comes with a free bed frame and delivery.
November 2, 2014 — Daylight Saving Time
I’ll be setting my clocks ahead. Back? Back. Back?
October 13, 2014 — Columbus Day
Let’s not even go there (and he didn’t, actually.)