I’m old enough to remember red pistachios.
Musings
My two cents. Sometimes three.
Gay NASCAR?
Dumb Headline of the Day:
“Is The World Ready For An Openly Gay NASCAR Driver?”
No. It will destroy the sanctity of NASCAR.
Reminds me of the great Ed Bluestone’s joke: “My lawyer is great. I got busted for sodomy. He got it reduced to following too closely.”
Defrocked Priests
“Pope Benedict Defrocked Nearly 400 Priests For Sex Abuse.” Oh great. Take off their clothes…
Helen Keller Sunglasses
In Beijing, December, 2013. Right next to the Stephen Hawking running shoes store.
Downton Abbey
The only bad thing about watching Downton Abbey is that after it’s over, you have to turn around and see your own living room again.
PBS Music Specials
I love rocking out to those PBS ’60s and ’70s music specials, until they cut to the audience. NOOOO!!!!!! Agghh!!!!! #isthatme?
Comedy Listings for March 28-April 3
Elayne Boosler (Saturday) Forty years into her groundbreaking stand-up career, Ms. Boosler brings her political comedy back to New York. [Read NY Times article…]
March 17, 2014 — St. Patrick’s Day.
I’ll be stuck in NYC traffic.
Costco in NYC
They have Costco in NY now. Why? NY apartments are tiny. I went to Costco there and bought the toilet paper. It’s my couch.
Comsumption Trap
From our Dec 2013 trip to China, land of mysterious signage. China IS the “consumption trap”, but I don’t know what the “comsumption trap” is.
