He could be defrocked for performing his son’s marriage. That’s harsh! Too bad he didn’t just molest his son. Then he’d only be transferred to another church.
I’m old enough to remember red pistachios.
Dumb Headline of the Day:
“Is The World Ready For An Openly Gay NASCAR Driver?”
No. It will destroy the sanctity of NASCAR.
Reminds me of the great Ed Bluestone’s joke: “My lawyer is great. I got busted for sodomy. He got it reduced to following too closely.”
“Pope Benedict Defrocked Nearly 400 Priests For Sex Abuse.” Oh great. Take off their clothes…
The only bad thing about watching Downton Abbey is that after it’s over, you have to turn around and see your own living room again.
I love rocking out to those PBS ’60s and ’70s music specials, until they cut to the audience. NOOOO!!!!!! Agghh!!!!! #isthatme?
Elayne Boosler (Saturday) Forty years into her groundbreaking stand-up career, Ms. Boosler brings her political comedy back to New York. [Read NY Times article…]
I’ll be stuck in NYC traffic.
They have Costco in NY now. Why? NY apartments are tiny. I went to Costco there and bought the toilet paper. It’s my couch.