Sochi’s getting its money’s worth from that Slide Center track. Luges, toboggans, bobsleds, one man, two men, four women, one woman, skeletons, sleds. What’s next? I expect Moses to come washing down in a basket.

If I see one more person coming down that chute in the Sochi Sliding Center… I feel like I’ve been trapped in a funnel all week. Every day, one man, two men, on luges, on sleds, skeletons, bobsleds, backwards, forwards, three people,  one woman, four men and two women, on a sled, in a honda, on a banana peel, head first, knees first, in a frying pan. They didn’t have to build anything else for the Olympics but that slide. Apparently, everyone has good toe point, and everyone hits the side on turn eleven. Can we move on now?

The co-pilot who hijacked his own plane today apparently held himself up last year and demanded his watch.

Today a plane was hijacked by its co-pilot. Talk about people unclear on the concept..

If they’d banned performance enhancing drugs in the music industry, no one would have written MacArthur Park.

“Slope Style” skiing was added to the Olympics in the 90’s. All those guys and women skiing backwards, flying off bannisters and slides, twirling, spinning, flipping and landing upside down? Those were the kids of everyone who dropped acid in the seventies.

Huffington Post headline Feb. 3, 2014:  “Pubic Hair Debate”. Will it be televised?

It continues: “The Great Pubic Debate: ‘If You Don’t Like My Hair, Stay Away From My Vagina’ (VIDEO)”. And this is why we can never, ever, get rid of radio.

Today the Huffington Post claimed heroin use in America is up 79%. There’s a survey you can rely on.

“You can’t just be against everything. You have to be FOR something.” – Barack Obama, State of the Union 2014.

(The Republicans’ Love Song to Barack Obama)

Ever since I bought this, my apparently 14 year old husband keeps coming into the kitchen asking, “Are you ready for your mega cock now?”

By the way, the best word on this label is “Ubiquinol”. Gee, it must be in everything.